a recent facebook update

I had placed Bitty on the toilet (with the promised bribed of one, red, M&M) to encourage her to pee, Bean and Bop were in time-outs for intense negotiations over a polly-pocket doll and Buddy was happy to check-out the anticsand toys from the exer-saucer. I took the opportunity to put fresh sheets on Bop's bed before bedtime routines started. It took me a total of three minutes to change the sheets while making silly sounds and faces at Buddyl. I emerged from the girls' room and found Bop licking an empty tuna can. It would be the same can I had recently placed on the ground near Jack-jack's food dish so he could enjoy the remaining juices and fish flakes. I had seen him enjoying them a few minutes prior which means. . . ew. . .gross. . . .uh. . . ."BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" After I had recovered from this as much as one can, I checked on Bitty. I found she had, with her fingers, made a grand canyon in the toilet paper roll. She proudly said she put it in the potty. Sure enough. The toilet bowl looked like a mushroom cloud. You have GOT to be kidding me!! I couldn't believe the words, "NEVER put toilet paper in the potty" actually escaped my lips. Yeah. She looked confused too.